I believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers... But don't think I don't tolerate gay people. Because I do, I tolerate them with all my heart. And I know quite a few, too. Not personally, but I know of them. I've seen Ellen. Oh, and there was this one girl on my college basketball team, she wasn't officially a gay, but you know, we were pretty sure.

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